Found this at Target. It supposedly contains everything you need to make a martini….except gin, vermouth, vodka, and a glass. Also martinis are a stirred drink so a shaker tin isn’t going to be useful here. Stemmed glasses don’t generally need coasters because they aren’t served with ice. Rimming sugar with olives? Who the hell put this together? Rube Goldberg?
The following is a repost from the Shaker and Spreadsheet Facebook page. Not exactly impractical barware but if you look at this photo I can tell you what the first 15 comments are going to be after the picture. “Where can I get that flask and mug”. The wrong answer is the one they were giving all day long. “You can’t.” Those are props made for internal use only. The flask is one you can buy and customize from another site. You could probably even get it with the Bulleit logo if you have a high Rez vector copy of their logo handy (you won’t, don’t even bother searching). This was just Bad Marketing ™, show people something they want but can’t have then badly explain why they can’t have it. Does it make people who don’t want Bulleit want to drink more? Probably not, does it anger and frustrate a class of fan who would otherwise buy anything branded that you could put in front of them, YES.
At first blush this appears to be a simple cartridge game from the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Fond memories and nostalgia for the days when you had to blow on your games to make them work properly will fill anyone old enough to drink at this point.
I know my own childhood was occupied by an NES light gun pushed point blank to the CRT of my TV trying to nail rapidly moving pixelated ducks.
Their current line runs to at least 10 styles including tetraquila, Kegaman, Metal Beer and my own favorite CastleVodka.
The flask itself is a neat piece of design, the tab of the cartridge is rubberized and fits snugly into the flask generally preventing leakage. It also fits flush to the point where many many people have walked right by them thinking they were old games rather than barware.
It isn’t listed on the website but testing has shown the flask able to hold slightly more than 4 ounces.
As funny an idea as this is, the design still suffers from a number of flaws. Like many flasks you will need a funnel to fill it properly. The package includes a plasticized card which they claim can be rolled into a funnel. Experience shows this to be folly. The card is not a good funnel and often requires two hands to operate properly meaning you would need someone else to pour.
The opening of the flask is recessed into the tab slot, meaning you will need either a straw (recommended) or will need to put your mouth entirely over the cutout to prevent spillage. Pouring from the flask itself is also difficult as the opening isn’t really a pour spout and is hard to aim.
Finally the flask is entirely plastic. There is a reason most liquor bottles aren’t made of plastic and it has to do with the solvent properties of ethanol and the tendancy of plastic to leech unwelcome flavors and chemicals into the contents. Judging from the plastic type I’m not entirely worried about chemicals, but plastic flavors wearing over time could be an issue if the flask isn’t properly cleaned. Proper cleaning is another problem given the interior corners and unusual position of the spout.
For $20 I’m not expecting a great deal out of this item. It’s mostly for the wow factor of drinking out of a game cartridge in front of other geeks. If you’re actually trying to smuggle alcohol into an event or carry it with you there are many other more functional options.